Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.
“I was in that new restaurant across the street,” said one. “It’s so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere–it’s so neat that the whole place shines.”
“Please,” said the other roach frowning. “Not while I’m eating!”
ksoskins over 14 years ago
Mjöllnir is a multi-purpose tool; Thor can even kill roaches with it.
Pacejv over 14 years ago
A real snappy comeback, though.
w9cwd over 14 years ago
Bureaucracies exist everywhere.
j4B over 14 years ago
The dead do not speak!!!
gimmickgenius over 14 years ago
“A dead roach? Sacre Bleu! You have discovered my secret ingredient!”
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
I’m late
Drats!This definitely will not fly right with the health inspector.
Oh yeah! Good morning to all you B.C. fans
Rakkav over 14 years ago
This is getting scary. B.C. is getting smart. Is Peter on mental vacation or something?
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
You are closed till further notice!
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mrsullenbeauty over 14 years ago
Maybe that’s the buffet.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Yes, this is what happens when you eat the food.
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librisleo over 14 years ago
Andrew Zimmern missed one.
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DolphinGirl78 over 14 years ago
Meh, it’s more protein… :)
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ninmas over 14 years ago
“all sanity is lost.”
aliperi2 over 14 years ago
Better a dead roach than a live one!
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Nice hat, B.C., but you look more like a reporter than a health inspector.
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Trainwreck_1 over 14 years ago
It could be worse He could have said he’s using him as an example.
RadioTom over 14 years ago
Or a “sample”…
Wildmustang1262 over 14 years ago
The roach is dead on the counter. Why don’t Thor flick the dead roach off the counter?
lazygrazer over 14 years ago
A dead roach sure says alot about the food.
photoman022 over 14 years ago
make an example of him, then make raisin bread with him
attyush over 14 years ago
Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant. “I was in that new restaurant across the street,” said one. “It’s so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere–it’s so neat that the whole place shines.”
“Please,” said the other roach frowning. “Not while I’m eating!”