Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 04, 2015
March 03, 2015
March 05, 2015
Transcript:
Dutch Haywire: Rip.... Rip Haywire: Don't try to convince me to go on another dangerous mission, Dutch! I have to go home to be with my family! I promised Breezy! I love her, she's my wife, and tomorrow we'll see the baby for the first time... no more missions! Dutch Haywire: I was just going to give you this Chuck E. Cheese gift certificate as congratulations. Private, this case is all yours. Man: Can I get one of those gift certificates, too?
johnrussco over 9 years ago
Come on now Rip, stick to your guns and beat it on home to your sweetheart and miss just this one very important mission.
… I bet he does not make it home in time …
Chithing Premium Member over 9 years ago
Chuck E. Cheese? Don’t touch it, Rip. That place is a minefield.
warjoski Premium Member over 9 years ago
I bet the ultrasound shows the kid holding a stick of dynamite. Also, I’m not buying this whole new ’Whip’d’ Haywire. Just because you have a family doesn’t mean you can’t go ka-smack around the bad guys. I bet Breezy tells him to go on the mission
I AM CARTOON LADY! over 9 years ago
A certificate to Chuck E Cheese? Take the mission…TAKE THE MISSION!!!!!
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
Even Chuck E. Cheese is giving Rip “The Look”.
Big D over 9 years ago
http://youtu.be/G4xg6WeB8_A
Chuckie Cheese Hell by Tim Wilson
ckham over 9 years ago
So, what you’re saying is that they need to be like Dave & Busters?