Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 04, 2015
Transcript:
Dutch Haywire: Rip.... Rip Haywire: Don't try to convince me to go on another dangerous mission, Dutch! I have to go home to be with my family! I promised Breezy! I love her, she's my wife, and tomorrow we'll see the baby for the first time... no more missions! Dutch Haywire: I was just going to give you this Chuck E. Cheese gift certificate as congratulations. Private, this case is all yours. Man: Can I get one of those gift certificates, too?
johnrussco almost 10 years ago
Come on now Rip, stick to your guns and beat it on home to your sweetheart and miss just this one very important mission.
… I bet he does not make it home in time …
Chithing Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Chuck E. Cheese? Don’t touch it, Rip. That place is a minefield.
warjoski Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I bet the ultrasound shows the kid holding a stick of dynamite. Also, I’m not buying this whole new ’Whip’d’ Haywire. Just because you have a family doesn’t mean you can’t go ka-smack around the bad guys. I bet Breezy tells him to go on the mission
I AM CARTOON LADY! almost 10 years ago
A certificate to Chuck E Cheese? Take the mission…TAKE THE MISSION!!!!!
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
Even Chuck E. Cheese is giving Rip “The Look”.
Big D almost 10 years ago
http://youtu.be/G4xg6WeB8_A
Chuckie Cheese Hell by Tim Wilson
ckham almost 10 years ago
So, what you’re saying is that they need to be like Dave & Busters?