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Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for March 05, 2015
March 03, 2015
March 06, 2015
Transcript:
sweeps week spectacular this week - right here in this almanac - someone is going to win one million dollars! then, right before your eyes, one of these people will marry a perfect stranger in this very almanac! finally, not all of these characters will survive to the end of this cartoon! who won't make it? oop: congratulations $1,000,000 wife: dearest! oop: you may now kiss the bride. smootch snap smash man: this is great! what happens next week? just stand... right... there...
puddlesplatt about 10 years ago
That was Grand!
Thomas R. Williams about 10 years ago
Karma is a B
stamps about 10 years ago
Where’s Liberace when you need him?
PoodleGroomer about 10 years ago
The school district just spent $48,000 for a new grand piano so you could tear up an old one.
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
The suspense is killing me!The suspended is killing me!The expended suspended baby-grand piano just kills!And that guy just stands around while all about him weirdness happens.He must be a witch; burn him!Huh?
Julius Marold Premium Member about 10 years ago
Good one Richard!