Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 01, 2015

That’s discrimination! Poor Snoopy.

Well, now Lucy van Pelt can stop worrying her li’l head off.

And why he didn’t hitchhike to Petaluma.

Another rule of thumb.

Couldn’t you have picked up some thumbs on the way to Petaluma?

Wrong species.

What about the dew claw?

Snoopy seems to be taking it well.

So….how does he grip that golf club? Thumbs are nice to have, I think. We should appreciate them more than we do now.

Over The Top would’ve been a much shorter and BETTER movie without thumbs.

Lucky Snoopy didn’t take part…

Awww, poor Snoopy. And after traveling all that way.

Would anyone like to slap me for one of my previous comments when I said Snoopy will return a champion?

But in my own defence, I’m not psychic.

xxx

…….and after that long journey and alll…..RATS!

This is, like, the epitome of a shaggy dog story…

How did Snoopy hand the paper to CB?

Snoopy should have pulled out his briefcase and assumed his Joe Attorney guise..Maybe sue the judges for " Prejudice of Dew Claws"..hee..hee

@Snoopy_Fan

Thank you so much for your comment on Monday. It made me feel loads better and I got some of my confidence back. Don’t laugh or anything but I see you as a role model.-It’s no fun being unemployed. I would hate for you to be in my position even though I’m assuming you’ve been there. If you have then you’ll know how it feels. Sorry to go on but I hate it when people I know in real life or my friends online ask me “Are you working?” or “What do you do for a living?” It’s so awkward and I feel like rubbish. I would love to tell them I’m in work but what’s the point in lying? -Unfortunately, I haven’t had a very good week. It’s not just because of the 2 rejected applications but other things as well. It seems I have lost my blood donor badge. It must have come loose on my coat and dropped off. Can’t find it anywhere. I’m a bit sad that I’ve lost it. I have emailed NHS Blood & Transplant to ask for a replacement. Not sure if they will send one but I came across the email address online. Keep your fingers crossed that I get a replacement! -Thanks for missing me… Doesn’t explain why I found an empty champagne bottle on the floor though. LOL. I missed you as well.-I hope your week went better than mine and that your weekend is joyous! -Love you.

xxx

If Snoopy doesn’t have thumbs, how is he gripping that paper?