Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 02, 2015

Connie has some really good pills.

Problem is, what goes up must come down. And when Connie is in a descending mood all heck breaks out and Corbin spends the mornings in the Basement.

Corbin’s basement office may be tiny, but at least Connie can’t get in there with him.

The Big Question!

I’d heard that Connie likes to get high in the morning…but I didn’t believe it!

TA DAAA!!!!!!!

Oh! Good morning BS readers,fans,toonsters. :)

Yep, we will have temps in the 60’s Wednesday and snow again Thursday gotta love this weather. Also flooding has just begun. No drought this year.Morning to all stay warm and dry.

If you had stuck around, you would have observed that Connie was able to get some sleep after all….

looky here now…. cOnnie haza histry hear on BS…. an y’all nose it… Buttit aint awl her fawlt..Wen she herd tehre wuzza new shipmunt of Turdmunkistan Twerkoyz at SuSuns Sellon she kudnt contain herseff….but tehn she herd she wuz poot on a waitin list… more lack a “wait’n see” list…pour BoB…. now hes gotta deel witha reperkushins (Mood sewings)….

Too bad – Larry there doesn’t seem to care for it

Well I don’t think what Stel did with Stephen was at all funny!

speekin of SteL….wareshe at enyways??she wuz sposed ta fix up a biggo potta yaKbaLL stew fer teh TIKI tunite….STEEEEEELLLLLLL!!!!

[For those of you who may have missed the original Ballard St. panel that IBGone posted…then, removed , and to which I responded with a “re-do” above…….here is that original from 5/4/2013.]

Please, everybody….please cut me a little slack!

I’m only one person….and everybody wants a manicure appointment!

In the middle of working every night at the Tiki, running a huge tomato farm and canning plant, Baking all day…. why, just making key lime pies is almost a full-time job! … I’m doing about 10 haircuts a day….plus perms and colors….mani-pedis…. I had to fly to Turdmunkistan every afternoon for a week of classes in how to apply Turdmunkistani turquoise polish properly…

Then it took 6 months for my order to be made, shipped, and clear customs… it’s made with genuine turquoise in several shades….some with real crystal inclusions, and some with hematite or silver nuggets… The veining polish is made of obsidian and hematite…

It’s beautiful… of course everyone wants it.This is just a sample….But I can do other types of turquoise with it.Bring in your jewelry and I’ll try to match it…Just give me TIME!!I sure hope Connie and Bev… and all of you…. can hold your horses!

Thank you Stel!

I really appreciate the help…. I’ve just been so busy!And you understand, having several businesses of your own….They always say, if you really need something done, ask an already busy person!

Pcolli….

That’s “yakballs….”

NOT…. um…. well…you know….

Aaaaand…UBGone…I wanted to thank you, but you make it hard…when I think you might pull the ball away after I reply.

I hate to play Charlie Brown.

Gosh, Bev…I’ve never seen you so patient!