“Mr. Heisenberg, do you know how fast you were driving?“No, but I know exactly where I am.”“Well, you were doing 74 in a 55 mph zone.”“Damn! Now I’m lost!”
Of course, they can easily beat the ticket:.There was a young lady named Bright Whose speed was far faster than light; She set out one day In a relative way And returned on the previous night.
Aryeh_Z almost 10 years ago
And that is just one city. No wonder the US debt is so high!
meowlin over 9 years ago
“Mr. Heisenberg, do you know how fast you were driving?“No, but I know exactly where I am.”“Well, you were doing 74 in a 55 mph zone.”“Damn! Now I’m lost!”
Packratjohn Premium Member over 9 years ago
186,282 miles per second….It’s not just a good idea,It’s the LAW !
Packratjohn Premium Member over 9 years ago
Of course, they can easily beat the ticket:.There was a young lady named Bright Whose speed was far faster than light; She set out one day In a relative way And returned on the previous night.