Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 14, 2015

Den what?

Bruno, I’m not a grammar cop, but isn’t it pic-a-nic baskets?

I have a magic room in my house….During the week it’s an office….On Friday night I flick a switch and it becomes a den….It’s rigged both ways…..

I agree, that man cave stuff is lame.

OK, how long before somebody uses the term “basket case”?

Oops!….Sorry….

Bear dude, I think she wants to see your bedroom…(Damn, ya gotta tell bears everything..)

> Have I made a faux pas? > Can’t we just say mistake? > Sure, just don’t bite my head off like the last time I said I made a BooBoo.

If a bear cave is on a floating iceberg, is it the Polar Express?

Varnes: A female bear is a sow and a male is a boar – not very complimentary to either.

So then technically, the bear’s cave would be The Boar Cave.

SunflowerGirl100: Except that the cave would more likely be used by the sow and cubs. As soon as she knows she is pregnant, she runs him off. And make sure you never get between her and her cubs – even accidentally.