Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 19, 2015

How much for a argyle sweater?

How much for Gucci loafers?

I’m sure the Gap’s business skyrocketed. Wait, were they around then?

Fun trivia: the alligator is actually a crocodile, for the inventor of the shirt, René “The Crocodile” LaCoste, famed French tennis star of the 1920s.

By 2040 the white person’s eradication program will be half-way done.

I cheated….I bought little alligator patch pieces and sewed them on my shirts in the proper place. I looked cool.

Now that I think about it, those alligators were the real deal (unlike the shirts). I bought old “real” shirts at the thrift store and cut the patch off to sew onto a new “generic” shirt.

I was called a preppie when I bought a Volvo in ‘82. Does that count? Don’t recall ever dressing like one…

How much for imported spring water or anything Ralph Lauren?I love the line:“how he gits em is his business”

It is, isn’t it? ; ) I prefer the word “inventive”.