The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 10, 2015

A rather surprising way to “urn a living…”

phoenix rising

Good one, Mr. Hilburn!

They should’ve sealed the urn after the funeral pyre…

one of the best yet!

Burn and Urn don’t spurn.

I have often wondered whether to serve red or white wine with worms.

Set another place at the table.

They didn’t know the first thing about their own species?

“should’ve had grandma’s ashes hauled…”

Or buried them!

You know, in an ash-hole.

Stefano Di Mera (Days of our Lives) is the Phoenix rising! That guy has returned from the dead so many times!!!!! Great comic today.

“That looks like a Grecian urn.”“What’s a Grecian urn?”“Not much these days…”

Now that’s an Angry Bird!

Why the fuss? She seems to be getting out of it OK . And, well, where else would you put her, ermmmm, ashes?