Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 21, 2015

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    He loves her, and he’s not bitter.. never… but he’s gonna go stork raving mad if she continues to snipe every day.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    You’d expect that I could pun “pelican”but I have to confess here… the helican!

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    Superfrog  almost 10 years ago

    Egrets? I’ve had a few.

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    Varnes  almost 10 years ago

    Can you see more birds if you crane your neck..?

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    Varnes  almost 10 years ago

    Those look more like Sand Hill Cranes with bad toupees, to me……

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Sparrow me the puns!

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    PICTO  almost 10 years ago

    A cartoon most fowl.

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    Arianne  almost 10 years ago

    He gives them all his love, but now it’s time to go Cold Turkey.

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    Al Nala  almost 10 years ago

    A wet bird never flies at night, These should be able to fly away. Unless he unleashes…The SPRINKLER.

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    ChessPirate  almost 10 years ago

    Better watch out, he’ll probably just move on to quack…

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    P51Strega  almost 10 years ago

    It just gulls me that she can tern his birds away.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 10 years ago

    At least they have feathers on. Otherwise, they would be walking around stork naked!

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 10 years ago

    We’re wading into deep waters here…….

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 10 years ago

    To the egrets: Owl be seeing you.

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    Mike H  almost 10 years ago

    Better a Heron addiction than a Heroine addiction.

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    x_Tech  almost 10 years ago

    You know what they say, “Heron today, Goony tomorrow.”

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Kyle Roberts…In keeping with the comic, I was trying to stick to long-legged shore birds…

    But once the puns start, they get legs of their own.

    It’s all good…I’m happy when everybody wades in.

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    triathlete1066 Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Brutal pun. Congrats.

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