Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 21, 2015

He loves her, and he’s not bitter.. never… but he’s gonna go stork raving mad if she continues to snipe every day.

You’d expect that I could pun “pelican”but I have to confess here… the helican!

Egrets? I’ve had a few.

Can you see more birds if you crane your neck..?

Those look more like Sand Hill Cranes with bad toupees, to me……

Sparrow me the puns!

A cartoon most fowl.

He gives them all his love, but now it’s time to go Cold Turkey.

A wet bird never flies at night, These should be able to fly away. Unless he unleashes…The SPRINKLER.

Better watch out, he’ll probably just move on to quack…

It just gulls me that she can tern his birds away.

At least they have feathers on. Otherwise, they would be walking around stork naked!

We’re wading into deep waters here…….

To the egrets: Owl be seeing you.

Better a Heron addiction than a Heroine addiction.

You know what they say, “Heron today, Goony tomorrow.”

Kyle Roberts…In keeping with the comic, I was trying to stick to long-legged shore birds…

But once the puns start, they get legs of their own.

It’s all good…I’m happy when everybody wades in.

Brutal pun. Congrats.