Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 03, 2010

That’s a good thought.

Good to know Shoe has principles!!

Smart. Very smart.

Shoe should have gone into politics or advertising.

Looks like Shoe is considering that option from the look on his face.

Does Shoe own a bar too ?

Shoe would never make it in Politics. He has a heart!

Tell the truth now.

He had to pass the bar to get his law degree and become a professional liar, honey. And you know Shoe can’t ever pass a bar.

Shoe is at the bar not behnd it, must be a cigar bar… and you know the trouble that a cigar can get politicians into stay out of politics Shoe

Shoe is already IN politics! He runs a newspaper, doesn’t he? And we know who’s bed the newspapers sleep in…

Forget about politics, Shoe. You may be a big liar in Treetops, but the competition in Washington is too much for you.

Too much competition.

Politics? He’s already drinking and smoking in the bar with a floozy, why bother with the rest of that pish posh????

A political syllogism:

Premise A: Cast iron sinks

Premise B: Politicians lie

Conclusion: Politicians lie in cast iron sinks.

@Schmooze That would be waiting in the wings.

I bet he could debate Senator Belfry under the table.

That would be worse than a liar.

President Shoe? Hey, we’ve done worse before, and will probably continue making poor choices. At least we know where he stands on different subjects (like women and ex’s, employee relations, managing a business).

AKHenderson - THAT’S WAY TOO EASY!! BELFRY IS ALREADY (always) UNDER THE TABLE!! HAHAHA!!