Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 08, 2010

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    rayannina  over 14 years ago

    But not for much longer …

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    MeMow_MyCat  over 14 years ago

    Uh….Danae?

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    alviebird  over 14 years ago

    Is this what is known as a Pyrrhic victory?

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    The reward for being so self-centered…

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    Jackknife15  over 14 years ago

    Talk about an empty victory…….

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    Pacejv  over 14 years ago

    ( NBC taking care of the Conan problem. )

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    parethed  over 14 years ago

    Good analogy Pacejv…

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    Kosher71  over 14 years ago
    FIRE !
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    Edcole1961  over 14 years ago

    I prefer the “Mister Boffo” version, where the condemned is saying, “Can I look yet?”

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    runar  over 14 years ago

    He’s hoping he’ll be missed.

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    Yukoneric  over 14 years ago

    Famous last words, “You guys couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn!”

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    ImaginaryFriend  over 14 years ago

    I can think of many politicians that would stand there saying those same words.

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    kittenpah  over 14 years ago

    “Ok! On the count of two, everyone turn and shoot the Comandant!”

    Bet it’ll at least make him think a minute.

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    Nelly55  over 14 years ago

    looks like a board meeting

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    In El Salvidor, they didn’t even count to “one.” Guess they were afraid of Kitten’s 2.

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    Politicos and CEOs, When justice rules, So it goes.

    Reality does more than bite our tenuously inflated egos.

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    Maybe he should worry about the bullets’ self esteem.

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    cleokaya  over 14 years ago

    The best part of egocentrics, is that they want to take the lead (led).

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    boku2  over 14 years ago

    Every body knows some one like this. It’s just illegal to kill them in this country.

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    brewwitch  over 14 years ago

    My ex is like that. She was very upset when I told her, “No, it’s not all about you.”

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    lazygrazer  over 14 years ago

    Wonder if it will hurt his feelings to know he won’t be missed.

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    Trebor39  over 14 years ago

    So what do you say after BANG?

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    starguy  over 14 years ago

    Wow! When The Donald says “you’re fired”, he REALLY means it!

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    jackpine  over 14 years ago

    It’s so nice to be the centre of attention

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    reynard61  over 14 years ago

    Looking out for #1 with a bullet…

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    Someone shoot the spammers!

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    SherriannPederson  over 14 years ago

    The concept of ‘groups of thugs’, ‘members of gangs’ or ‘bullies’ attacking the helpless was originally created by “Fernando and his wife Marian”. This is one of their many methods they used to destroy the humans they created in their humanities; other methods are: described in Queens song ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’; the concept of defacing humans so that they appear bizarre and cannot function as normal; and the concept of taking humans and placing them on planets which do not sustain life .

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    bergamot  over 14 years ago

    At least he feels triumphant .

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    Aposteriori  over 14 years ago

    This perfectly, (pun intended) encapsulates the epitome of religion-centric people.

    Given the arrogant narcissism of religious control freaks, it’s not surprising that if you have something or someone you love, you would never force the selfish, self-loathing fear-centric meme of religion upon them or anyone you care deeply about.

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    bmonk  over 14 years ago

    @Aposteriori, I would never force religion on anyone. I pray that you will find how freeing the right faith can be.

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    pbarnrob  over 14 years ago

    May you both find peace in your respective belief systems…

    Being “fired” used to mean just that; driven out of the company village by having your house burnt down, sometimes with you in it!

    And I just flagged the spammer’s two posts. BANG!

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    alan.gurka  over 14 years ago

    Not only is he right, but he’s dead right (or will be shortly!)

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