Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 28, 2010

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    Llewellenbruce  over 14 years ago

    Keep dreaming Blanch.

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    ladywolf17  over 14 years ago

    Right back at you.

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    Pacejv  over 14 years ago

    So that’s why I keep talking to my belly button!

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    Yukoner  over 14 years ago

    In Blanch’s case it’s three skinny persons.

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    ksoskins  over 14 years ago

    They say that inside every skinny person is a skeleton waiting to get out.

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    Hillbillyman  over 14 years ago

    Blanch get your Hubby the Wiz, to ‘Zap’ you into a super models’ body.

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    glslightning  over 14 years ago

    “They” say a lot of things…

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    parethed  over 14 years ago

    Who is this “they” person?

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    They–The generalized other who is to blame for all my trouble.”They” said it was just a “couple” of pounds of winter weight and if I joined the gym, I’d lose it in a week.

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    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    The invitation went out long ago; it’s the RSVP that’s the hangup…

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    ninmas  over 14 years ago

    “all sanity is lost.”

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    “Repondez s’il vous plate” Johanan?

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    crazyolnick  over 14 years ago

    that skinny person inside of me keeps growing…..no..I;m not pregnant. I’m a guy

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    Rise22  over 14 years ago

    Sometimes a person just gets heavier….I know. I started drinking a lot more water - gave up soda pop several years ago. Then, my neighbor and I started walking in the mornings. We got pedometers to see how far we went - we logged 800 miles a year - neither one of us has lost a single pound…..and we’ve been walking for 5 years now.

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    Dr.Faustus  over 14 years ago

    The doctor told my mother that walking 5 miles a day would cure her Alzheimer’s disease. That was a couple of months ago, and we haven’t seen her since. http://www.instantrimshot.com/

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    morkunas  over 14 years ago

    Just the one?

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    jpozenel  over 14 years ago

    I lost over 80 lbs. in about 2 years with a startling new method. (Stop eating so much!)

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    LOL, jtpozenel

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    boldyuma  over 14 years ago

    Cursing can burn as much as 40 calories…

    Cursing long and loud…maybe more…

    Today’s cartoon forced me to say “Great $@%T”

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    laughingpenquin  over 14 years ago

    You think she needs a smaller mirror? Naw join Curves.

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    BoomBaby  over 14 years ago

    chill ..the mirror might crack

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    photoman022  over 14 years ago

    yes, there is a skinny person inside Blanch–after all, Blanch ate her

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