Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for May 06, 2010
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Adam: Hey, what are you doing? Laura: Throwing out this turkey. It expired yesterday. Adam: Expired? That's nonsense. Turkey doesn't go bad. They just want you to buy more turkey. 'Tis a bit gamey for turkey. Laura: No kisses for you until the incubation period passes.
mrslukeskywalker over 14 years ago
Is it sliding around on your tongue like it has a lubricated gel coating Adam? That’s why we have the sense of smell. To avoid the rancid slime making it into your mouth.
Always listen to women when it comes to expired food. We sense it before men do.
alviebird over 14 years ago
Is it 7 to 10 days after opening?
sarge112751 over 14 years ago
Our rule is - “IF in doubt, throw it OUT!”
dante.deangelo over 14 years ago
Laura, don’t let that spoiled turkey eat the spoiled turkey.
poohbear8192 over 14 years ago
“Turkey doesn’t go Bad?” What world are you on Adam?
I think Adam is headed for the mother of all bad cases.
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
If it’s that bad today, it probably wasn’t so good yesterday either. On the whole, though, expiration dates are overly cautious…
jpozenel over 14 years ago
I always look for that rainbow color on lunch meat to know when it is most tasty!
runar over 14 years ago
Those aren’t “expiration” dates. “They’re “sell by” dates. Beyond those dates, they still have an expected shelf life for home use.
linwoodbragg over 14 years ago
the turkey I buy has both a “sell by” and a “consume by” date.
I’ll usually go a day or two past the “consume” date but not much more as it does get slimy and stinky.
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
What I see a lot of is “Best if used by…” Of course, that wording isn’t really telling you when it’ll go bad, just the point when it might not be optimal anymore.
alviebird over 14 years ago
That date doesn’t matter once the package is opened. Most sources say it lasts about 5 days after that. So if the package says 06/15/10 and you open it on the 1st, you don’t keep it to the 15th.