Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for May 07, 2010
May 06, 2010
May 08, 2010
Transcript:
Adam: Grrr. I'm tired of marketers sending us all these false messages just to get more of our money. Grr! "Get new razors when the blue strip disappears." "Change your oil every 3,000 miles." Grr! Those are both a buncha baloney. Your face will tell when your razor doesn't work. Grr! And your car needs to have its oil changed every 5,000 miles! Laura: Someone's engine doesn't sound good. Low on fluids?
alviebird over 14 years ago
Coffee. The oil of life. Keeps things running cool and smoothly.
attyush over 14 years ago
My hand is permanently shaped to hold my coffee mug.
mrslukeskywalker over 14 years ago
Someone needs a male Midol.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Someone, who may be talking to a lawyer soon, washed my coffee pot..
sarge112751 over 14 years ago
THE BOUNDER!!!
They DO say; “Bad Coffee is grounds for divorce”!
dante.deangelo over 14 years ago
testify! Adam!
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Adam speaks with the wisdom of the ages.
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Why does my cell phone have a camera? I don’t use it, and I don’t WANT it.
Why does any man need more than three pairs of shoes? Or half a dozen dress shirts? Or two pairs of jeans?
Why do we have 60 different brands of peanut butter to decide between?
Why do we need to “reboot” Star Trek? Once the Beatles stopped recording, why do they keep releasing new music? Why do they keep introducing new sitcoms, when they won’t bring back “Arrested Development”?
Why do they keep holding a Super Bowl every year? The Chicago Bears did it right in 1986. Everything since then has just been Marketing flimflammery.
dstufff over 14 years ago
Actually, a Coke Slurpee from 7-11 is what keeps me going.
mrslukeskywalker over 14 years ago
Jif