Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 21, 2015

I would have thought that a contract lawyer would have spelled out all such terms in writing long before entering into said ‘contract’…

For most reasonable values of “worse”…

its like the old joke………what do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean??

A…a good start….

Works just fine with me.

Romance never stood a chance.

why get married? it costs more to hire married people.

Now just how is it that he even got that far? There is little left of ‘worse’ if he hesitates at this moment. Notice that she seems to be suddenly cringing. Obviously this ceremony is one-sided.

Hey you script writers; how about a story where two lawyers get married? The story line would be the day to day argument and contractual obligations. Neither will do anything without clarification and signatures. You can take it from there. I’ll let you know where to send the royalty checks.

Marriage vows are filled with ambiguity.

I was in the hospital when we got married, I wondered if she really would still love me when I got BETTER!Fortunately she does, more then 25 years later.