I worked at a place where they received a Bomb threat once. We grunts heard nothing about it until after the fire department and police arrived. When the Bomb squad got there, last to arrive, they told the bosses to evacuate. We still didn’t know what was going on until everyone was out of the building.
Where I work just tape to lid of doughnut boxes in front. Also, that would be way to poison all of us on the IT floor we snarf down baked goods no questions asked.
we used to have a candy machine. but, some people thought it would be a good idea to break it open and steal all of the candy. now, we can’t have nice things anymore.
Elisa almost 10 years ago
LOL Clever Rita on this point
Agent54 almost 10 years ago
Even faster Rita – start it as a rumor, that way the none candy eaters hear it also and quicker.
Hunter7 almost 10 years ago
Even faster – pull a truck up out front – and start giving away full sized chocolate bars. Building evacuation was faster than any fire alarm.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member almost 10 years ago
She has her moments I see
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Not only for speed… she also knows that a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
Observer fo Irony almost 10 years ago
I hope the memo is not about a fad diet about to be implemented.
Darsan54 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Sadly, a lotta truth there.
karanne almost 10 years ago
Surprisingly, the ice machine in the lunchroom. Then again, this IS Florida …
Kerovan almost 10 years ago
I worked at a place where they received a Bomb threat once. We grunts heard nothing about it until after the fire department and police arrived. When the Bomb squad got there, last to arrive, they told the bosses to evacuate. We still didn’t know what was going on until everyone was out of the building.
NWdryad almost 10 years ago
Well, at least Roy will get it.
Thomas Scott Roberts creator almost 10 years ago
You don’t work at MMM. There they do. Sal once asked to go home early because they were out of microwave popcorn.
RalphZIggy almost 10 years ago
Where I work just tape to lid of doughnut boxes in front. Also, that would be way to poison all of us on the IT floor we snarf down baked goods no questions asked.
Thomas Scott Roberts creator almost 10 years ago
That wouldn’t work unless everybody stopped by Roy’s desk, where the donuts would have ended up very quickly.
vwdualnomand almost 10 years ago
we used to have a candy machine. but, some people thought it would be a good idea to break it open and steal all of the candy. now, we can’t have nice things anymore.
ChrisV almost 10 years ago
Just put it right next to that stuck Zagnut bar, lol.