Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for March 27, 2015

Duct tape: the handy man secret weapon as opinionated by Mr. Red Green of Possum Lake, Ontario, Canada.

If it is supposed to move and doesn’t—WD-40.If it moves and it’s not supposed to—Duct tape.

This mechanic went to school with MacGuyver.

It’s a small car. They could just put it in the trunk of the Rolls…

:-))* I used wire I found hanging on a fence to re-attach a muffler. The roll of wire was hanging on a fence post. I used what I needed & put the roll back. That held for two weeks until I took my Bronco in for a new exhaust system.

Similar to the Navy:If it moves, salute it.If it doesn’t, throw it overboard.If it’s too heavy to throw overboard, chip and paint.

MacGyver never used more than one roll of duct tape during his entire series.

I would not go back to this mechanic.

As we said one year at a summer camp I attend …

“Sounds like a job for … Duct Tape Man!”

If that second roll of duct tape was more than 10% of the estimate, you needed Ziggy’s authorization before you proceeded!