Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for March 13, 2015

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    James Lasher  almost 10 years ago

    I like the extra head on the one alien, really creative.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    He’ll lead you to straight lines.

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    Observer fo Irony  almost 10 years ago

    The alien had learned from the last mistake; he had requested to be taken to their leader and the Swiss gave him hosen instead.

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    neverenoughgold  almost 10 years ago

    Give the kids another chance! I’m sure they’ll measure up…

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    Shikamoo Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    I would have given him a slide rule…“Never slide face down into mud!”

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    Shikamoo Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Hi gopher gofer! Thanks for asking.Luckily, my eyes are fine, but my left wrist still looks a bit raw. I am to put silver sulphadiazine on it to help it to heal. It hurts a little, but hopefully won’t limit the movement in my wrist. I am left-handed…of course.

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    ghkimac Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    The running gag about a ruler was that it was a nun’s weapon of choice in the classroom. Idle hands, after all, are the devil’s helpers. One better knuckle down and do their classwork. “Yes, Sister.”

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    ghkimac Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Ah, I have it now. The Little Green Men have come to Earth to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day on the 17th.

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