La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for April 19, 2015

Don’t let Lord Vader Force choke you, barkeep.

There’s also an awful lot of folks shooting each other. Coincidence?

Yeah, and look how much violence they put up with.

Actually there are. Just the criminal element, and most others as well, ignore them.

Don’t forget the Rebels. (Though I suppose the Empire would call them criminals.)

Stormtroopers would fire at a pin dropping just because the light glinted off it wrong. And hit it, no less. Of course the sterotype is they can’t hit a thing, but that only seems to be true of the heroes. Rather rare a hero gets hit by a stormtrooper.