Kliban by B. Kliban for March 20, 2015

…I’m thinking weapons-grade fart…

What’s he got – a pilot light back there?

Don’t blame the dog!!

They serve a heck of a bottomless bowl of chili and beans, over at Lucky Lou’s every Friday.

That is a Taco Bell eruption, you can tell by the ejecta!

We don’t say fart. We say colon cough.

Spends a lot on clothes I’m guessing.

So much for “silent, but deadly.”

Whenever someone burps here, we say, “Darn, cheated my a** out of a fart.”

Looks more like it’s blowing out of his lumbar area. Scary!

Were any animals harmed during the drawing of this cartoon?

The next time you eat dog, spend a little more time chewing.

I can’t stop laughing — LOL!!!

Add two things that are certain besides death and taxes..…In the movie “The Bucket List” Jack Nicholson said to Morgan Freeman.." Never pass up a chance at a bathroom and..never trust a fart."(he said something else which I won’t post here)

We used to say he sneezed in his pants.

Makes me think of the Firesign play Anythynge You Want To.“Crack cracked cheeks and break wind break”