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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 11, 2015
April 10, 2015
April 12, 2015
Transcript:
O'Malley: The nurse tells me they're springing you tomorrow, sport... Zeke: That's right, Lieutenant. How's your manhunt going? O'Malley: Not so good, kid. You have any ideas where Duke might be? Zeke: Well, my guess is he's just laying low, taking odd jobs until the heat's off. O'Malley: Know any friends he might try to make contact with? Zeke: Hmm... none I can think of, except maybe that crazy Chinese chick who used to work for him. Honey: I came as soon as I could, sir. Boy: Hi, Santa! I'd like... Duke: Take a hike, kid.
BE THIS GUY almost 10 years ago
How Timmy found out there was no Santa Claus.
Kali39 almost 10 years ago
Honey’s not crazy! She doesn’t take a hint very well, but she’s not crazy. Even if it did take her twenty-five years to understand that Duke doesn’t want her. Until he does.
BE THIS GUY almost 10 years ago
I have my ways.
dwdl21 almost 10 years ago
Ahhh, the original Bad Santa…lol
kaffekup almost 10 years ago
Duke working? Oh, the horror, the horror.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Duke probably has some kind of kickback scam going with the kids, i.e., gift insurance or something.
summerdog86 almost 10 years ago
Pee in his lap, kid!
Red Ruffensor almost 10 years ago
Bad move, Uncle Duke, Santa in April is bound to attract attention.
Sheila Hardie almost 10 years ago
Huh. I always thought Honey was a guy.
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
That’s our Duke… The Master of Disguise!
rgcviper almost 10 years ago
“Bad Santa” is a fun movie. Love the elf.