Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 13, 2015

He’s never heard of it, but he knows she’ll have an udder cow if he says no.

What if it turns out to be bull?Those rooms are $240 a night, and that ain’t hay.

He’s gonna try to stall her till he talks to the night manger.Oops… I mean manager…I admit… sometimes I go a little graze-y with this stuff.

Anyway…. he hopes the boss will horn in and bale him out.

They’ve been accepting that forheifer.

That’s not a cash cow.

Better check if there are no dogies allowed. If so, the manager can steer you to another pasture.

Moooooooooove along, folks. Nothing to see here.

Somehow I can’t picture that clerk sowing his wild oats, but maybe still milk runs deep…….

Mr Clerk, Care w/that aminal,she’s kinda ‘bossy’ at times. Peace.

Take a better look because that’s not a he who wants to know.

Looks like a Gary Larson (“The Far Side”) cow. A subtle tribute, perhaps?