Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 05, 2015

Yes, kids, it’s dragon again. Got to use up what we have in the freezer. For me and my brothers it was ‘steak … again?’ since our father got meat in trade instead of cash.

Don’t complain. Sometimes the dragon wins.

Try Dragonburger Helper.

Ever wonder why a fire breathing dragon doesn’t cook itself?

Yeah, what a drag.

I guess dragon helper wasn’t invented yet

I wonder what Oliver J. would say…

Needs some goat cheese on it.

Also, any D&D player knows that not all dragons breathe fire. It’s mostly red dragons that do.

How about some dragon eggs, over easy?

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Lessa would say, “Ramoth, is that you?”

The diamond water paradox.What is cheap to you is expensive to us.Economics 101.