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Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for April 29, 2015
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Transcript:
richard's poor almanac by richard thompson d.c. state fair highlights half-smokes hungry fair visitors line up for a taste of authentic d.c. cuisine, which, as far as anyone can determine, consists solely of half-smokes. livestock barn the liveestock barn has a somewhat disappointing year after the only live-stock, a panda cub, is eaten by a coyote. tower of cash traffic trauma bumper to bumper car house of too man cats the midway. middle right, the tower of cash, where a lucky fair-goer gets a chance to grab some of that 300 million dollar surplus. left, traffic trauma, an extremely congested bumper car ride where a single ride often last 2 hours. far right, the house of too many cats, about which the less said the better.
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
I’ve seen more appealing fairs put on by small towns….
NWdryad almost 10 years ago
A house can never have Too Many Cats (as long as there are plenty of clean litter boxes).
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member almost 10 years ago
If you ever find yourself in a cash booth, lick your palms so they are sticky and you can grab more cash.