Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 06, 2010

I guess they’re portraying her as the diary queen.

any chance she’s a dairy… oh never mind

Dear Diary: Ladyade is such a joke!!

Ladyade Ideal for dusting, mopping, washing, scrubbing, cleaning, shining, cooking, and other Lady activities like pleasing your man.

Who has been at my keyboard. Ahh. The cat must have walked across it. I’ll just hit post.

i suspect it was a Tomcat, Lew.

This definitely sounds like a female product ad. Usually they’re on during a sitcom where the guy is made to look like an idiot for making her work at a demeaning ad agency. Then she fights back and the title of the show is “Beb*itched”.

They left out scrapbooking, phoning Mom, and cooing over strangers’ babies…

(Now would be a good time for Ms. Amazement to make an appearance. Or even Moxie Gumption.)

And if it was shot in Vermont it would include such “lady like” activities as “bird watching, gutting fish, & hunting deer. (such a fun/enjoyable state to be a woman in, seriously)

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