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Mari Povich runs out of topics: Gary, we gave you a lie detector test, and here are the results. Your wife asked you if that pantsuit made her look fat. You said no. The test said... That was a lie!
GROG Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Not quite. She was already fat before she put the pantsuit on.
tuna1 almost 10 years ago
It was years ago, in May, my wife was trying on a new pair of jeans. She turned to me and asked “Honey, do these jeans make my butt look fat?”
I replied “No dear, those jeans don’t make you butt look fat….It’s your butt that makes your butt look fat.”
I didn’t come out of the coma until October.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 10 years ago
Gary is lost, he belongs in a Farcus cartoon.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 10 years ago
So she started wearing a skirt.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 10 years ago
I’ve learned through trial and error which questions Not to Answer, at least truthfully!
1MadHat almost 10 years ago
Sounds like a Family Feud question.
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I doubt it was a lie. The clothes didn’t make her look fat. Genes maybe, or diet.
bigsnooze almost 10 years ago
Mury Povich a idiot show or a show for idiots to watch???