Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for April 29, 2010

  1. Croparcs070707
    rayannina  over 14 years ago

    But remember, if you are the chosen one, to “always look on the bright … side of your life …”

    (whistling.)

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    serenasakitty  over 14 years ago

    I need to find a chosen one, so he can fulfil the last part of the prophecy.

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    Tom6969  over 14 years ago

    Prophecies have never been better explained

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  4. Possum
    Possum Pete  over 14 years ago

    I’d rather be the Chosen One for the MegaMillions Prophecy tomorrow!

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    lazygrazer  over 14 years ago

    Being the Chosen One is much like being a turkey on thanksgiving day.

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    cutiepie29  over 14 years ago

    Being chosen to be mother of twins is “chosen” enough for me, thank you very much.

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    mrsullenbeauty  over 14 years ago

    Doesn’t the Chosen One get a choice?

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    rarefaction  over 14 years ago

    You are being chosen as the unchosen one

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    Me_Again  about 14 years ago

    Yay, rayannina! Here are the full lyrics:

    Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse. When you’re chewing on life’s gristle Don’t grumble, give a whistle And this’ll help things turn out for the best…

    And…always look on the bright side of life… Always look on the light side of life…

    If life seems jolly rotten There’s something you’ve forgotten And that’s to laugh and smile and dance and sing. When you’re feeling in the dumps Don’t be silly chumps Just purse your lips and whistle - that’s the thing.

    And…always look on the bright side of life… Always look on the light side of life…

    For life is quite absurd And death’s the final word You must always face the curtain with a bow. Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin Enjoy it - it’s your last chance anyhow.

    So always look on the bright side of death Just before you draw your terminal breath

    Life’s a piece of bleeep When you look at it Life’s a laugh and death’s a joke, it’s true. You’ll see it’s all a show Keep ‘em laughing as you go Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

    And always look on the bright side of life… Always look on the right side of life… (Come on guys, cheer up!) Always look on the bright side of life… Always look on the bright side of life… (Worse things happen at sea, you know.) Always look on the bright side of life… (I mean - what have you got to lose?) (You know, you come from nothing - you’re going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing!) Always look on the right side of life…

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