Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for April 16, 2015

The first mow of spring.

Mowing the lawn just encourages it to grow back.

Her HOA might object.

I mow my lawn (if you can call it that) once a year too… only mine doesn’t grow back after that mowing until the next spring.

I don’t mow ‘cause nobody knows _what’s_ in there.

“If you mow your lawn-and find a car-you might be a redneck.”……………………………………… -Jeff Foxworthy

Aww, Broomie! You deserve a bigger, fancier mower for that annual job!