Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for April 03, 2015

I usually have the opposite problem. I push the doohickey and get a mountain of ice that spills over the bucket and all over the floor.

but you still have to make 100 trips with the tiny bucket

1. You don’t want the kidneys of anybody found in a bar.2. You need to type and match the kidneys before harvesting. Even on ice, they don’t have much of a shelf life.

i’ve always wondered why a kidney thief would want to keep the victim alive. Just slice out the kidneys, put the kidney in the hotel bucket of ice, and leave the dead guy in the tub.

I think my brain may have been harvested last year. Hard to tell, though…