Pickles by Brian Crane for April 15, 2015

I still have my Hawaiian shirt back from my first Hawaiian trip… in 2001 (still fits me fine).

Opal should buy a few muumuus while she is in Hawaii. Those will be perfect for her.

Wow I wonder if we will get to go to Hawaii with the Pickles. Fun times ahead starting with these two on a plane!

Is she really going without him????

You don’t look fat, you ARE fat.

That should be rephrased “it doesn’t make me look thin”.

Oh, the body-acceptance issues.

Opal only wears that polka-dot ugly thing.

That should be “she”, not “they”. Most of us accept our body type. We may not like it, but we accept it.

Wear a Mumu like the locals,!

Who really cares? It’s Hawaii! Get over it!

No, Opal makes the blouse look fat, The blouse make Opal look green

i like jewel tones myself. mostly i dress to suit myself. i’ll have to face the real world soon when i go job hunting. put that off as long as possible. the dressing normally, i mean

You are very fortunate that Opal didn’t hear you there, Earl!

xxx

My favorite color is tie-dye.

My favorite colors are paisley (mostly blue) pants and an orange, blue, and white striped shirt (of course, that attire is only for the golf course)…and I’m still dressed more sedately than a couple of my golfing buddies. What we lack in skill we make of for in gaudy. Yep, it’s a natural talent.

For once Earl had enough sense not to say that in front of Opal.