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Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 20, 2015
April 19, 2015
April 21, 2015
Transcript:
Cat: The Catpocalypse is out of control! The world is ending! Wait, what's that light? Rip Haywire: What is it? Breezy: You're dreaming, Rip, and it's not one of the good ones about me. Baby: Dad sure is screwy! Rip Haywire: WHA? I seriously need to stop eating hungry man dinners and watching youtube cat videos before bed.
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Glad to see that Breezy still has her pregnant belly at the end of the dream, and this whole story line isn’t a “Newhart”-style shouldn’t-have-eaten-that-at-bedtime nightmare.
Kali39 almost 10 years ago
Hartley: And I was married to this beautiful blonde!Emily: Go back to sleep, Bob!Hartley: Good night, Emily.[Lights out, then Emily turns it back on]Emily: What do you mean, beautiful blonde?Hartley: G-G-Go to sleep, Emily…
Kali39 almost 10 years ago
Now, of course, if Rip awoke next to Cobra…
johnrussco almost 10 years ago
Wow, what a re leaf, I was beginning to think … oh, wait a minute I must have been dreaming … or something …
Chithing Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I’m not going to say that this was a cheezy resolution, or a cop-out, or a kind of deus ex machina, or a…you know. But it sure ain’t the cat’s pajamas. Still, it was fun while it lasted.
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
Uh… What just happened?
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
But is that Patrick Duffy in the shower?
Kip W almost 10 years ago
“Mom! I had the most terrible dream!”“This is the dream, son. You’re still in front of the firing squad.”
NWdryad almost 10 years ago
Wow that baby is ugly. Must have inherited some recessive genes way back in the family tree.
Kali39 almost 10 years ago
And baby still doesn’t have a square jaw….
Pharmakeus Ubik almost 10 years ago
A diet change is definitely in order. Welsh rarebit and “No, You shut up” videos before bed.
What? Me worried ? almost 10 years ago
? Does Rip sleep commando ?