Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 20, 2015

Glad to see that Breezy still has her pregnant belly at the end of the dream, and this whole story line isn’t a “Newhart”-style shouldn’t-have-eaten-that-at-bedtime nightmare.

Hartley: And I was married to this beautiful blonde!Emily: Go back to sleep, Bob!Hartley: Good night, Emily.[Lights out, then Emily turns it back on]Emily: What do you mean, beautiful blonde?Hartley: G-G-Go to sleep, Emily…

Now, of course, if Rip awoke next to Cobra…

Wow, what a re leaf, I was beginning to think … oh, wait a minute I must have been dreaming … or something …

I’m not going to say that this was a cheezy resolution, or a cop-out, or a kind of deus ex machina, or a…you know. But it sure ain’t the cat’s pajamas. Still, it was fun while it lasted.

Uh… What just happened?

But is that Patrick Duffy in the shower?

“Mom! I had the most terrible dream!”“This is the dream, son. You’re still in front of the firing squad.”

Wow that baby is ugly. Must have inherited some recessive genes way back in the family tree.

And baby still doesn’t have a square jaw….

A diet change is definitely in order. Welsh rarebit and “No, You shut up” videos before bed.

? Does Rip sleep commando ?