Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for April 08, 2015

Plenty of beer at Epcot.Canada, United Kingdom, France(get wine instead), Morocco(get coffee, no alcohol there), Japan(Saki instead of beer), America(more beer), Italy(also get wine here instead), Germany(get two beers here, the home of beer), China(more beer), Norway, skip and go to Mexico and finish up with a Maragarita.

Plenty of adult beverages at Epcot.If needed, get a wheel chair at the Odyssey Center just past Mexico.Planned or unplanned, it is awesome.

Plenty of beer at Epcot.Canada, United Kingdom, France(get wine instead), Morocco(get coffee, no alcohol there), Japan(Saki instead of beer), America(more beer), Italy(also get wine here instead), Germany(get two beers here, the home of beer), China(more beer), Norway, skip and go to Mexico and finish up with a Maragarita.

Plenty of adult beverages at Epcot.If needed, get a wheel chair at the Odyssey Center just past Mexico.Planned or unplanned, it is awesome.

Siblings are over rated.

The passes they bought have expiration dates. Use them or lose them.

Bro on the right: my younger brother. We rent a remote mountain cabin, he wants to go shopping for electronics. We go to the beach for a clambake, he wants to go out for hamburgers.

This is why I never go anywhere with family.

I always laugh when mild-mannered people say stuff like “Look out, (fill in the blank)! Here we come!” when they plan vacations like this.