The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 14, 2010

wait, there’s more.

If you order within the next 10 minutes, you’ll get this free mailman chew toy, just pay separate shipping and handling.

GM, Grapfhics!

What, you thought they watched Oprah?

so simple, even a cat can do them?????????/

so that’s what our lil doogies do during the day???

Morning all, New emeralds Ms M?

Yeah, but would a cat do them, even if they are simple tricks?

First trick: “Pull my finger.”

My cat (see avatar) wouldn’t lower himself to tricks. Hmph! Dogs! Do anything for attention. Me? I just lie here and look cute.

Yeah, cats are about as decorative as a throw pillow.

Had a cat that would retrieve and groom my hair………….. UMMMMMMMMMM, maybe that’s why I’m bald?????

But can you teach that dog new tricks?     In person, I’d wait for you to notice the walker and draw the age inference, but here I’d better explain myself. And no, I couldn’t make a better joke with the walker.

here’s where a cat get upset and storms out of the room shouting “Unbelievable! where’s my coat? it’s suede with a fringe”

lol@nighthawks…too funny.

They’re selling instructions for taking catnaps…

So that’s why my phone bill is so high !

My dog watches T.V. - and no packages come in the mail. I wonder what she’d order.