JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for April 30, 2015

And what most people tend to forget is that their clone would be decades younger than themselves depending on what age they are when their clone is conceived. In my case, my clone would be 37 years younger than me so that doesn’t help me at all.

Idea: How about asking Crunchy to help Watkins move, and thus amass some admirable-points for himself? Joe wouldn’t risk anything other than being grouched at by Crunchy, and he gets that, anyway.

It’s 2015 & people still don’t understand how cloning works. You don’t get a spare body. It’s an artificially produced twin sibling, entitled to the same rights as any other sibling.

Why do we need clones when the earth is already so ‘overpopulated’?