Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 24, 2015

Blame the machine, not your lack of ‘will power’. Easier than taking responsibility for your own faults.

works for me so far

On a scale of 1 to 10?

Can I do that? ‘Cause I’m gonna totally do that tomorrow morning!

Use your martial arts training to rearrange the furniture into a more relaxing setting….. it’s Kung Shui.

One out of two ain’t bad….

“I know Kung Fu.”“Show me.”

Really, who buys a scale like that for the house?

Little Girl: What’s that thing?Little Boy: My Dad calls it a scale, but my Mom calls it an effing liar.

Looks like it’s doing him a whole lot of good!

Do I hear Carl Douglas in the background?

Something is a little out of balance.

Yes dear, my Sumo Wrestling weight control program is progressing as expected.

I marvel at Wiley’s bed-and-bath layout. Even a well-stocked magazine rack for the john. He and Piraro should have a cartoon-off. But it’d probably wind up as a draw.

“@packratjohn

That pun deserves the chop …"dukedoug, you should see packrat’s pun on Doonesbury today. packrat’s really on a roll!

My weight is perfect for my height, which varies.

Nailed it!!