Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 10, 2015
April 09, 2015
April 16, 2015
Transcript:
The adventures of xenu intergalactic overlor & evil alien super villain - I shall return to earth and finally destroy the thetas I trapped there! Here me earthlings! I shall now decide whether to disintegrate or devour your insignificant planet! Hold! whats this? Its scientology! we offer audits... Silence! Take me to you leader! what goes on here?! And why is that man licking the floor? Xenu ? You mean you're real? Craven human! Let me see this booked! Hmmm,,,,salve labor,,,,blackmail...real waste... Er...is this a religion! Ah, so its a tax play! Fascinating! And so.... The euro is tanking! sell Bayer and but soybean futures! And call Franz on the yacht! My thorax needs a full rubdown! Chop chop!
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SKJAM! Premium Member over 9 years ago
Easily distracted. No wonder he hasn’t been back before.
wjstuhr over 9 years ago
I know people who worship Star Trek…Do they get a tax break?
ickymungmung over 9 years ago
Will there be Free Personality Testing in the after-life?
kapock over 9 years ago
Looks like he went with devour.
Ushindi over 9 years ago
I’m still sort of leaning towards the 72 virgins’ thingy, myself.I’ll convert on my deathbed, probably
MrsSnape over 9 years ago
It’s like every other religion out there…
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 9 years ago
Hey everyone, follow me. I’ve got a good book called LOTR. It’s about the time of Middle Earth. Umm…give me all your gold rings.
markjoseph125 over 9 years ago
Second best scientology cartoon ever.Here’s the best.
camkam over 9 years ago
when it’s satire on religion, this quirky thing works.
ed anger over 9 years ago
Yeah, and it turns out in the next episode that Xenu is his own father, himself, and a ghost version of himself like Obi-Wan Kenobi — at the same time!