The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 25, 2015
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Abs of Steel sales: $16,000,000
Buns of Steel sales: $12,000,000
Calves of Steel sales: $420,000
Nose of Steel sales: $8,000
Esophagus of Steel sales: $4
The videos made him a big celebrity, until he agreed to go on one of those genealogy shows, and it turned out he’d been recycled from Hitler’s staff car.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 9 years ago
Oil can? Check on ebay…..
Superfrog over 9 years ago
I guess that’s “Buns of Stainless Steel”.
kaystari Premium Member over 9 years ago
First off, tin isn’t worth that much, neither is steel, and how can the Tin man have steel in him anyway? Wouldn’t he then be the Steel man?
Band Wagon over 9 years ago
@Steven Young: Yes, that would be Steely Dan.
jreckard over 9 years ago
Steel Magnolias didn’t do well – viewers kept crying and there was never enough oil around.Unless, of course, you had nerves of steel.
backyardcowboy over 9 years ago
Scott should have put in a real 6 pack of Bud
joe piglet Premium Member over 9 years ago
Fingers of steel steal, for picking up a pack of gum.
J Short over 9 years ago
His girlfriend knows the drill.
Prey over 9 years ago
Dýe ken John Peel …….
Darryl Heine over 9 years ago
No heart of steel?
nosirrom over 9 years ago
OK everyone, keep up these comments and you’re going to be in the Tin Man’s next video:“My Steel Toe Boot Up Your Backside”
P51Strega over 9 years ago
It’s exercise & diet. You can pump iron but you can’t get steely until you get your carb on.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago
The videos made him a big celebrity, until he agreed to go on one of those genealogy shows, and it turned out he’d been recycled from Hitler’s staff car.
J W over 9 years ago
Iron stomach, for when you hit that taco truck at work. Priceless.