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The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 17, 2015
May 16, 2015
May 18, 2015
Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Gladys: Brutus, I'm at my wits' end! Gladys: I don't know where my car keys are - you haven't seen them, have you? Gladys: I've been looking for them for over an hour! I can't find them anywhere! Brutus: Did you retrace your steps since you last had them? Be sure you've searched anywhere you were! Gladys: I've looked every place, except between the cushions on the sofa where I was sitting! Brutus: Why in the world haven't you looked there? Gladys: Because if I look in the last place and they aren't there, I'll know I'll never find them!
guy42 almost 10 years ago
The lost item is ALWAYS in the last place you look for it.
Bob. almost 10 years ago
She forgot where she parked it.
KEA almost 10 years ago
another tip: I always check the refrigerator. (ya come in with a load of stuff, open the refrigerator, put things down…)
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 10 years ago
My lost keys are usually dangling from the doorknob.
route66paul almost 10 years ago
My wife lost hers and we had to go make a complete set about 2 weeks later, she found them, in the handlebar grip of the kid’s tricycle.
Jim Kerner almost 10 years ago
She’s suffering from middle age Alzheimer’s. CRS. Can’t remember s..t. After all. This is a family site.
english.ann almost 10 years ago
How about looking in all your clothes’ pockets? Once I realized I had left a set of keys in a pocket when I heard them hitting the sides of the clothes dryer as it dried a load of clothes I put into it.