Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 25, 2015

Andy really knows how to test Flo’s and the police’s patience.

And be quick about it……… the night air can be intoxicating…..

Good morning everyone. Loads of comments today. I can see Andy getting his lumps when gets home.___________I had a friend somewhat like Andy except he woul come home drunk and beat his wife. On night she covered the floor with broken glass. He quit beating her after that.___________Y’all have a prosperous day my friends.

Andy could make anybody’s grey hair turn a peculiar orange tan color…….

Does anybody remember “Cracked” Magazine’s famous “Shut-Up” segments? This one reminded me of one of those. A man is in a snow drift, moaning, “Oh, this ice, this snow, this endless cold!” His friend tells him “Shut up and get back on the bus!” (He’d rolled out the back door!)

Same joke as yesterday’s Gag Vault.

I think I ’d rather drop off in the moat.

My Rockets have gone up 3-zip against the Mavs.Next up: Probably the Spurs for an all Texas shoot-out.

@FANOLIO: funny, especially the army one. Be well my friend.