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Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 28, 2015
April 27, 2015
April 29, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Our exit's blocked! We're going to Kenny Rogers roast in here! And with another bomb about to explode, our options are either regular or extra crispy! Time to make a floor door! Cobra Carson: Wouldn't you know it? I just had the floor waxed yesterday!
Chrisdiaz801 almost 10 years ago
Too soon for that, Cobra, way too soon.
Chithing almost 10 years ago
That bomb looks fairly simple. Maybe he can just pull the little blasting cap out of the plastique.
SkyFisher almost 10 years ago
Women!
johnrussco almost 10 years ago
with a little more than three minutes to go the floor door is a good idea but if it doesn’t work out maybe I should say to them both … just say your name where i say mine; … Lord Jesus I John am a sinner with not enough time to confess them all but …
bornfree99 almost 10 years ago
3 mins? he even have time to do a shake and bake while making that door..
B LeCren almost 10 years ago
Well, the clock is counting down, so that’s a good thing… depending on where you’re at of course…
NWdryad almost 10 years ago
I would think that as an outrageously experienced mercenary, Rip would know how to deactivate the bomb. But it’s not nearly as fun that way.
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
Is now a good time to ask her if she made sure she had insurance? This is NOT the kind of situation those State Farm folks like to appear in.