Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 30, 2015
April 29, 2015
May 01, 2015
Transcript:
Duke: I can't believe I"m risking my tail for a lousy 35 bucks! Honey: We have our reputation to think of, sir... We can't renege on our commitments. Duke: You mean your commitments! What's the name of that freighter again? Honey: The "San Pedro," sir. If I may ask, sir, you're not going out dressed like that, are you? Duke: What's wrong with how I'm dressed? I'm on a mission, for God's sake! Honey: Yes, sir, but it's our first delivery. It's important that you make a very good impression! Duke: I see. What did you have in mind, Honey? Honey: Well, I thought maybe a nice blazer, sir. Like the guys at Federal Express.
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
FedEx guys used to wear blazers?
pbarnrob over 9 years ago
Blackface, or perhaps camo facepaint?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
God, I love Honey. Sweet, earnest, honest, & clueless.
Mumblix Premium Member over 9 years ago
Just make sure it’s the right ship, Duke, and not a Coast Guard cutter.
Pointspread over 9 years ago
Maybe UPS brown…
kaffekup over 9 years ago
“My associate was not authorized to quote a price. Either $50,000 or find someone else. You know $35.00 is not right.”
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 9 years ago
Actually a Blazer does Pair well with the Turtleneck sweater. The Knit Cap not so much!
Sheila Hardie over 9 years ago
Does she… understand the nature of this business?
dliley over 9 years ago
Does she ever? Honey just lives to serve Duke. (Mysteries of the universe)
barister over 9 years ago
Sweet Honey, u gotta luv her. She is soooo clueless. But for the rest of us, anyone dressed like that would draw suspicion. How do you draw suspicion, just draw Duke and don’t forget the perpetual cigarette.