La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for May 09, 2015

Expect to be critiqued on your comment shortly.

No criticism today. Mr Alcaraz hit the nail straight on.

Yea, it’s kinda like those irritating jerks who nitpick a movie because it’s not EXACTLY like the book.

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I support and enjoy this cartoon

Hey man, doorknobs are the key to the universe. Or, wait, no, they open the door that the key to the universe unlocks. Something like that. Which means they are very, very important. So to draw a proper doorknob is to give the terrorists important information on how they might gain access to universal knowledge, which is probably worse than allowing tourists to take pictures of bridges. So an improperly-drawn doorknob will throw the terrorists off the trail and is actually a patriotic act. But the NSA would rather you just didn’t draw them at all. In fact, they track all depictions of doorknobs for possible signs of thoughtcrime. So, if you’ve actually gotten this far, and if you please, just stick to tables. Tables are just tables. As far as authority has let us know, anyway. Wait, what were we talking about?

Now let me tell you what’s wrong with this cartoon….

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