Agnes by Tony Cochran for May 09, 2015

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Can I pick my hat colors?Can mine have a propeller on top?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago

    PacoP… um… then can I be a bishop?I really want a propeller…and besides, I love the word “bishopric” cos when you say it a few times it sounds so silly.I dunno whether there is rapture in Oooba-dooba-doobism.

    But I know there are giggles, and I can do that.

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    BobCu  over 9 years ago

    The religion Agnus has invented is no less ridiculous than every other religion. Religions are total nonsense. They’re for cowards who fear reality.

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    dhleaky  over 9 years ago

    A big AMEN!

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    Leadvilledave  over 9 years ago

    well said, BobCu!

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    ChessPirate  over 9 years ago

    Isn’t that a branch of the “Yabba Dabba Dooism”?

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    QuietStorm27  over 9 years ago

    My children have a cousin whose nickname is Dooba. :-) As for religion, it costs nothing to believe (as long as one does not give all of their money to the church) and covers you just in case it’s true. To me, it’s really sad to think there’s nothing after death; especially when I’ve lost so many people close to me at such a young age.

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    ellisaana Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Claiming hats were an obvious sign of gang affiliation, my son’s high school banned the wearing of hats. The school made an exception for students who wore hats for religious purposes..Of course, a lot of kids rebelled, especially those in creative arts. They began wearing different types of hats every day challenging each other to find the most outlandish head attire.Notes were sent home. Hats were confiscated..Only one of the rebellious kids succeeded in having his hat wearing accepted by the administration.He argued that his green and yellow striped stocking cap was required by his religion. – a very private religion named after himself..

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    gzitver  over 9 years ago

    This may be the only religion is which a sense of humor is one of the tenets.

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    gzitver  over 9 years ago

    Don’t underestimate the role of hats in religion.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PmWEElulG8

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    rshive  over 9 years ago

    Now Agnes needs an organized and annotated list of no-nos.

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    Goblinopolis  over 9 years ago

    I’m never sure who are the bigger fools: those who insist God exists, or those who insist He doesn’t. Neither side has any real clue what they’re talking about.

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