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Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 04, 2015
May 03, 2015
May 05, 2015
Transcript:
potholes like the eskimos who supposedly have dozens of words to describe types of snow, drivers have developed a vocabulary for pothole varieties. here are a few. a "rimshot" is your common basic tire-chewing, wheel-misaligning pothole. somewhat worse is a "scrapmaker," which often causes spontaneous automotive disassemblage. man: well, blow the horn. the "pit of carkoon" type is home to a tentacled monster cap-able of devouring everything up to a ford bronco. in a "k street kanyon," erosion has revealed past geological ages down to the pre-cambrian, attracting paleontologists & tour groups.
ellisaana Premium Member almost 10 years ago
What about the one with a stalagmite sticking up to skewer the bottom of your car?
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
Shucks, boy! You ain’t seen nuthin’ yet. Come on up to Chicagoland….
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
I hit one once, still don’t know who I am, or how I got here.