"Hand sanitizer" "Evil hand sanitizer"
Im-Purell.
If he only cleaned his left hand, that would be sinister…
He sanitized his hands before going to the toilet.
Does a auto mechanic wash his hands before or after he pees?
The evil stuff is a blend of influenza, measles, polio, and whatever else they can grow in the lab and persuade stupid people to skip vaccines for.
Luke uses Cool Hand sanitizer.
Evil people are the sort of people who wouldn’t bother to sanitize their hands.
Snidely Whiplash got his mustache trimmed.
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July 17, 2015
finkd over 9 years ago
Im-Purell.
Digital Frog over 9 years ago
If he only cleaned his left hand, that would be sinister…
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
He sanitized his hands before going to the toilet.
jtviper7 over 9 years ago
Does a auto mechanic wash his hands before or after he pees?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
The evil stuff is a blend of influenza, measles, polio, and whatever else they can grow in the lab and persuade stupid people to skip vaccines for.
Marblemouth over 9 years ago
Luke uses Cool Hand sanitizer.
cwizard71 over 9 years ago
Evil people are the sort of people who wouldn’t bother to sanitize their hands.
cubswin2016 over 9 years ago
Snidely Whiplash got his mustache trimmed.
Andy P Premium Member over 9 years ago
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