The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 14, 2015

Get the memory-foam mattress next time!

I think you’re sleeping off a hangover. Have some tie-one-ol.

That’s what happens when you sleep in that neck of the woods.

I just can’t bear it!!! Somebody asked me if I got up grouchy today, and I said, “No, I let her sleep!”

Ibearprofin? Make sure it’s genuine, always look for the Bearers cross.

wonder if the shaving cream is menthol-scented or fresh salmon-scented?

I slept on my butt all winter…got any ass-etaminophen

Just grin & bear it.

He should take a couple of bear aspirin instead.

Worst morning breath in the whole animal world.

Sometimes you read a comic and just know there is going to be great comments. You all did not disappoint Still laughing!