Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 20, 2015

“Dole”?

Dole? from the invisible see through head man? Never!

Get out and get to work Mister Capp!

Good morning Andy fans especially the ‘Log Cabin Loving’ Gweedo.________@Gweedo: my dad worked at a local propane gas company. The area chicken farms used propane to heat the chicken houses in winter. Sometimes he would have to go out on cold winter mornings (like 1 or 2am) to refill their tanks._______@treesareus: an excellent explanation._______Be well my friends.

Dole: In England, unemployment is paid in pinapples.

To collect your dole you’re supposed to be seeking work for yourself.

Every Andy Capp strip which features the Job Centre is funny but at the same time it’s reminding me that I’m unemployed and I hate it.

Yes, I’m on the dole.

Awaiting judgemental comments.

xxx

Well, how else was I gonna get that car out of my house?Alternate caption: I hate it when this happens.

Gweedo – It’s legal here !!! – Murray said, about 21 hours ago

I have some solar powered LED flowers on a pole. They stay lit through the night. I also have a LED bird that changes color. -Not long back one of the baby rabbits ate a dandelion stalk starting at the white fuzzy end; just gobbled it like a spaghetti noodle. -I got a fright as a less than 5 yr old kid when a couple of dogs were going around my legs. They seemed unfriendly. Don’t know if they left on their own or with adult intervention. The one that diverted the other one away as I rode my bike by will always be a happy memory. That was on my way to a swimming lesson one morning. -Those toy size dogs tend to be yappy. It’s like they are trying to make up for lack of confidence. -Us, your friendly associations, like who you am ! -No accounting for how them other people’s horses will be. Some, Like Beth’s, get the most sweetest handling. You can tell when holding their head in your hands that they are most easy going and relaxed. If an owner has a nervy energy, most likely the pet will pick that up. -Speaking of all these numbers…My request: “One Is The Loneliest Number” -Three Dog Night(One of the members was originally from Buffalo)-Water is my favorite beverage, if only them other ones didn’t taste so good. -It has been an ugly, cold rainy day…. again ! Jim ordered it up from Denver and should have it Weddingsday or Thirsty. I will get to bring it home for trial before buying as I have other gear in the past. I should just bring the money as I’m sure I will keep it like I did the current one. The electric is really wonky here as audio and videos would stop dead when something switched on or off. I have the comp plugged in and it is much more steady. Still get that confounded “Firefox is not responding” bit though. -May you have all my ‘hump day’s’ allotment of rain. It is “scheduled” to rain all week.__________________________________________________

Didn’t you also buy an LED bird for Aunt Eileen?-You should have caught that on video! Rabbits are not one of my favourite animals but they are cute! I love how their noses twitch! -That happened to me once. I was walking across the field and these 2 little dogs came running over. They were barking and barking and then I felt them nipping the back of my legs. That was a scary experience. The owner apologised though. Sorry to hear about your experience. Glad there is a happy memory included in there though.-My cousin’s dog Archie is a West Highland Scottish Terrier and he used to be yappy as a puppy. Archie is about 9 years old now. -I’ve seen Beth’s horses in those photos. They are lovely! Unfortunately, I can’t take good photos of the horses because of the railings. Last Friday, I reached over to Sebastian through the railings and he titled his nose up so I could pat it.-I love water too! I like tap water better than flavoured water. -You lucky thing! I have an electronic fan in my bedroom. I have it on all night when it’s summer. If I don’t, I can’t sleep.-I have Google Chrome. It’s the best browser I’ve had. My back up is Internet Explorer but I find that a bit slow. Just as well I don’t use it very often. I’ve tried Firefox. I liked that too! I once installed Firefox as my back up browser because I couldn’t find IE. Turns out it was in a hidden file.-Thank you! And you can have all of the sunny days we are currently been having.-A very Happy Weddingsday!

Song of the Day – Requested by Gweedo Murray:

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♥ = DJ’s personal favourite.

It’s been 118 years since nothing happened.

Gweedo said about 4 hours ago: my cabin has a hole…chicken houses._______ I have a friend who has a backup generator which powers electric heaters in case the propane runs out. Be well my friend. _______@FANOLIO: funny Andy and car accident. LOL! Be well my friend._______Number Six said about 2 hours ago: to prevent people spending benefits on drugs…._______Most excellent recommendations. Too bad that will never happen. Be well my friend.

Number Six said about 22 minutes ago: glad you agree…_________I also lean toward the right. I’m tired of my taxes being used to support dead beats and for political gain. Have a beautiful day my friend.

Speaking of missing posters: I haven’t seen Pcolli around here lately. Perhaps he’s taken a little time off to prepare for his Mexican adventure.

We won’t have David Letterman to kick around anymore……Yep, the most depressing showbiz retirement in a long long time as far as I’m concerned.

A work at home scheme would be just right for ’im………….