Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 25, 2015

Dunno why they look dismayed….sounds great to me.

And a piece of bumpkin pie, too, please.

Hold the corny jokes.

Fresh as frost out on the pumpkin.

I’ll have the fresh ham and bacon too please.

Dang them local yokels ! What no bacon or po chops ?

Stuff gives me the hick-ups

Did they kick-start their cafe’ with a little hayseed money?

I don’t believe that Foghorn Leghorn will be providing any eggs.

Yes, as in raised by yokels, not by dopes or snobs.