Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 01, 2015

Not unless you have a Twitter account.

In San Francisco or LA, no one would pay any mind to them anyway…. electronic distractions or not.

Does parking on the lawn make them illegal aliens?

One of the greatest compilation cast, campy movies ever. I rarely laugh at movies. That one had me roaring. I guess I have a slanted sense of humor.

They are all a’Twitter with excitement.

Plan’s working perfectly…give them something to distract them…and now move right in under their noses and take over the earth….( unfortunately the Aliens didn’t realize cats beat them to it by thousands of years)……

I’d think with the guns, they’d be surrounded by police. Oh wait, they’re not black.

Is this Maple Street?

Check out Looks Good On Paper for July 5th to see my twin of this gag. Darn it Parisi you beat me to the punchline!

illegal aliens??? that means they qualify for a free college education courtesy the US government

snerk… choke!